Psychology test for dummies

AJ ‘Yorker’: The Oval pitch dampened by untimely summer showers
Cloud-ee: Two butterflies shaking hands
K-Square: a schizophrenic’s hallucination
Piratebob 'Fossil': blood stains from a crime scene; death caused likely by a blunt object
St. Sandbox ‘Slippers’: Sri Krishna Bhagwanji trying to steal butter from an earthen pot
Baby Can’t: stains on my diaper in negative print
Capt Can’t: a cross-sectional mapping of the brain’s neurons under the influence of sodium thiopental
The Panda: two rabbits smooching in a dark burrow
Lustblade ‘Middle Finger’: four black-widow spiders in a lesbian orgy
RJ Blacknib: Johnny Depp in a dark Cherokee mask
Strings ‘Sync’: two statistically independent events that might trigger the next economic collapse
Agent Supernova: The 3rd phase of the continental drift
Sugar lump: two maidens carrying a huge flower vase
Lustblade ‘Little Finger’: Ouch! My leg still hurts
Jimmy ‘Lactik’: a four-pointed blue star (think ‘out-of-the box’ guys!)
Livewire ‘Godjoy’: Who gives a fuck?