Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Panda fury!


Why don't marriages come with statutory warnings?
They do, but nobody cares to read the fine-print!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Psychology test for dummies



AJ ‘Yorker’: The Oval pitch dampened by untimely summer showers
Cloud-ee: Two butterflies shaking hands
K-Square: a schizophrenic’s hallucination
Piratebob 'Fossil': blood stains from a crime scene; death caused likely by a blunt object
St. Sandbox ‘Slippers’: Sri Krishna Bhagwanji trying to steal butter from an earthen pot
Baby Can’t: stains on my diaper in negative print
Capt Can’t: a cross-sectional mapping of the brain’s neurons under the influence of sodium thiopental
The Panda: two rabbits smooching in a dark burrow
Lustblade ‘Middle Finger: four black-widow spiders in a lesbian orgy
RJ Blacknib: Johnny Depp in a dark Cherokee mask
Strings ‘Sync’: two statistically independent events that might trigger the next economic collapse
Agent Supernova: The 3rd phase of the continental drift
Sugar lump: two maidens carrying a huge flower vase
Lustblade ‘Little Finger’: Ouch! My leg still hurts
Jimmy ‘Lactik’: a four-pointed blue star (think ‘out-of-the box’ guys!)
Livewire ‘Godjoy’: Who gives a fuck?

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009